datingyourdad:

something to live by

(Source: awenchlikeme)

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk)

monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

(Source: jonathan-bogart)

aladone:

when you hear the word food

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notwifi:

arriving at school on the first day like 

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